Mary McDonald

Based on the current work policy as in the employee handbook she was not legal.  Very pretty girl and often showed up at work in a tiny black dress more appropriate for a party than a professional office setting.  Broke down and asked her out  Didn't even get the "I just want to be friends" line.  She doesn't want to be friends.

Mutual friend tells me she that "She doesn't have any feelings for you."

Within a week of me asking her out for just a dinner and movie date she is dancing outside the company doors.  I found the man of my dreams and it's not you.

Errghh

Fast Forward

Now at this time in my life I've become uninterested in women.  I've been burned too many times.

Finally tired of drinking way too much and smoking way too much and leeching off my parents I buy a house, go to community college and get an accounting degree and a real job.

Weird Random Chick

At this point in my sad excuse for a life I've discovered Unisom.  And cigarettes.  I wake up after a drug induced sleep and walk to the convenience store three blocks away.  Light one up and random weird chick is begging for one.

She's not old enough for legal sex much less even a cigarette.  She begs so much I break down and give her one and light it up for her.

Thanks for the cigarette dude!  You'll never see me again!

Megan Ratchford

My last TRU you crush.

Megan was a goth chick.  She worked in the service area and as I was the money counter we had regular contact.

My car crapped out.  Megan gave me a ride home and we had a pretty pleasant conversation.  At least for me.

The next day I ask her if I can buy her dinner at Pizza Hut as a thank you and she agreed.

When the time came to get to the point of seeing if I could get her naked I was met with this line.  A weird variation of "I want to be just friends."

I have a date with my bed.

Thanks for the pizza.  But I'm just not into you.

Donna, don't know the last name

Next year at TRU Christmas season.  There's always a hiring rush for seasonal help and Donna was one of those brought on board.

Long blonde hair and sexy legs.

And she wore cowboy boots to work every day.

My libido is still pretty active.  So I spent $120 on buying her a new pair of cowboy boots.  Dark brown instead of the light tan she wore every day.  She didn't even say "Thank you."  Just like the hot women at a bar that expect you to pay for their drinks it was like a given that I'll be the sugar daddy and continue to shower her with gifts fully knowing that she can as a blonde hottie she can have sex with whoever she chooses.  Which means not me.

Lorena Kroh

This one is something that hurt a lot.  Daughter of my Mom's co-worker.  By no means a classic beauty.  Overweight.  But a really cute face.  I used my "in" as an excuse to ask her out.  And she said yes!

The problem was that a recent hire, Duane, also was interested in her.   Like two days after I asked Lorena out Duane asked her out.  She nuked me for ther younger guy in a heartbeat.  Shallow bitch.

jJenn Saphore

It's New Years Eve.  I just pulled out a double shift at Toys R Us.  The managers have a bottle of booze to celebrate getting out of the busy season.  Jenn is lingering.  Cindy, the store manager tells her to just go home.  Yet she still lingers.

I finally realize that she wants to hook up with me.  But exhausted and wanting to just get a couple of drinks in me I didn't bite on this.  Mostly because she was only 16 years old and it was a jail sentence begging to happen.  Eventually Jenn gets tired of trying to flirt with me, leaves and I get my alcohol fix.  Didn't sleep a wink that night.

Maybe I should have thrown caution to the wind and gone for it.

Jenn eventually hooked up with another TRU employee with long curly hair that made him look like a Weird Al impersonator.  And within two months put on about thirty pounds.

Dodged a bullet there.