At this point in my sad excuse for a life I've discovered Unisom. And cigarettes. I wake up after a drug induced sleep and walk to the convenience store three blocks away. Light one up and random weird chick is begging for one.
She's not old enough for legal sex much less even a cigarette. She begs so much I break down and give her one and light it up for her.
Thanks for the cigarette dude! You'll never see me again!
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