Mary McDonald

Based on the current work policy as in the employee handbook she was not legal.  Very pretty girl and often showed up at work in a tiny black dress more appropriate for a party than a professional office setting.  Broke down and asked her out  Didn't even get the "I just want to be friends" line.  She doesn't want to be friends.

Mutual friend tells me she that "She doesn't have any feelings for you."

Within a week of me asking her out for just a dinner and movie date she is dancing outside the company doors.  I found the man of my dreams and it's not you.

Errghh

Fast Forward

Now at this time in my life I've become uninterested in women.  I've been burned too many times.

Finally tired of drinking way too much and smoking way too much and leeching off my parents I buy a house, go to community college and get an accounting degree and a real job.

Weird Random Chick

At this point in my sad excuse for a life I've discovered Unisom.  And cigarettes.  I wake up after a drug induced sleep and walk to the convenience store three blocks away.  Light one up and random weird chick is begging for one.

She's not old enough for legal sex much less even a cigarette.  She begs so much I break down and give her one and light it up for her.

Thanks for the cigarette dude!  You'll never see me again!

Megan Ratchford

My last TRU you crush.

Megan was a goth chick.  She worked in the service area and as I was the money counter we had regular contact.

My car crapped out.  Megan gave me a ride home and we had a pretty pleasant conversation.  At least for me.

The next day I ask her if I can buy her dinner at Pizza Hut as a thank you and she agreed.

When the time came to get to the point of seeing if I could get her naked I was met with this line.  A weird variation of "I want to be just friends."

I have a date with my bed.

Thanks for the pizza.  But I'm just not into you.

Donna, don't know the last name

Next year at TRU Christmas season.  There's always a hiring rush for seasonal help and Donna was one of those brought on board.

Long blonde hair and sexy legs.

And she wore cowboy boots to work every day.

My libido is still pretty active.  So I spent $120 on buying her a new pair of cowboy boots.  Dark brown instead of the light tan she wore every day.  She didn't even say "Thank you."  Just like the hot women at a bar that expect you to pay for their drinks it was like a given that I'll be the sugar daddy and continue to shower her with gifts fully knowing that she can as a blonde hottie she can have sex with whoever she chooses.  Which means not me.

Lorena Kroh

This one is something that hurt a lot.  Daughter of my Mom's co-worker.  By no means a classic beauty.  Overweight.  But a really cute face.  I used my "in" as an excuse to ask her out.  And she said yes!

The problem was that a recent hire, Duane, also was interested in her.   Like two days after I asked Lorena out Duane asked her out.  She nuked me for ther younger guy in a heartbeat.  Shallow bitch.

jJenn Saphore

It's New Years Eve.  I just pulled out a double shift at Toys R Us.  The managers have a bottle of booze to celebrate getting out of the busy season.  Jenn is lingering.  Cindy, the store manager tells her to just go home.  Yet she still lingers.

I finally realize that she wants to hook up with me.  But exhausted and wanting to just get a couple of drinks in me I didn't bite on this.  Mostly because she was only 16 years old and it was a jail sentence begging to happen.  Eventually Jenn gets tired of trying to flirt with me, leaves and I get my alcohol fix.  Didn't sleep a wink that night.

Maybe I should have thrown caution to the wind and gone for it.

Jenn eventually hooked up with another TRU employee with long curly hair that made him look like a Weird Al impersonator.  And within two months put on about thirty pounds.

Dodged a bullet there.

Lisa Love

Original name was Lisa Zimmerman. I spent a lot of time and money on this girl. The most memorable event - took her back home and we talked for more than an hour in my car. Parents are gone the next day when I pick her up for a movie date. She invites me in. To her bedroom. Geez jim, if you don' this signal you deserve to be a 52 year virgin. She was still going to college and hooked up with a guy she's now married to. Larry Love. So her name now is Lisa Love. Tell me that doesn't sound like a porn star name.

Julie Meyer

Now this girl was the first one I thought I could settle down with and wake up happy next to. I'm now working at the long defunct York Steak House chain and there's a party. 30 minute drive for me. And instead of hooking up with Julie I get to see her sucking face with what I considered to be the not really attractive assistant manager. She did give me the luxury of spending time to watch ET, but I didn't even get to hold her hand. Within a couple days she hooked up with the guy at York that was attractive. No idea what she's doing now. Hope she's fat and unattractive.

Suzy Coller

This was a jail term waiting to happen. Mom more or less forced me into being the audio visual guy at church during summer break. There were two other forced employee. One was grossly fat and ugly. Suzy was the extreme opposite. Petite, cute and super friendly. I''m 16 and she is 13 with turning into a woman that could have had the choice of any man she wanted. Somehow, probably by donation the church has sofa in the basement. Suzy and I between shifts of doing forced summer school work are sitting there chatting which for me was a dream since she has been my first crush. She bends over. No bra. OK, 13 yearish girl with no bra is not a huge surprise. But other than my Mom and sisters this was the first live nipple I ever got to see. And she saw the shock on my face. We're in a church for crying out loud. Can I really bring myself to go for it? With a 13ish year old girl. Reghret just not at least making out with her for a bit.

Introduction

I'm worth a crap load of money. And as a 52 year old virgin I reflect that I owe this a lot to the fact that I haven't wasted my time spending money on dating women. Yeah, I've even dated women I wasn't really interested in just hoping for a blowjob. So, in order this blog recounts the various hot girls I have known that I should have gotten naked with but just couldn't do it because I wanted a relationship instead of just cheap sex. Women are evil and this is my legacy