Lisa Love

Original name was Lisa Zimmerman. I spent a lot of time and money on this girl. The most memorable event - took her back home and we talked for more than an hour in my car. Parents are gone the next day when I pick her up for a movie date. She invites me in. To her bedroom. Geez jim, if you don' this signal you deserve to be a 52 year virgin. She was still going to college and hooked up with a guy she's now married to. Larry Love. So her name now is Lisa Love. Tell me that doesn't sound like a porn star name.

Julie Meyer

Now this girl was the first one I thought I could settle down with and wake up happy next to. I'm now working at the long defunct York Steak House chain and there's a party. 30 minute drive for me. And instead of hooking up with Julie I get to see her sucking face with what I considered to be the not really attractive assistant manager. She did give me the luxury of spending time to watch ET, but I didn't even get to hold her hand. Within a couple days she hooked up with the guy at York that was attractive. No idea what she's doing now. Hope she's fat and unattractive.

Suzy Coller

This was a jail term waiting to happen. Mom more or less forced me into being the audio visual guy at church during summer break. There were two other forced employee. One was grossly fat and ugly. Suzy was the extreme opposite. Petite, cute and super friendly. I''m 16 and she is 13 with turning into a woman that could have had the choice of any man she wanted. Somehow, probably by donation the church has sofa in the basement. Suzy and I between shifts of doing forced summer school work are sitting there chatting which for me was a dream since she has been my first crush. She bends over. No bra. OK, 13 yearish girl with no bra is not a huge surprise. But other than my Mom and sisters this was the first live nipple I ever got to see. And she saw the shock on my face. We're in a church for crying out loud. Can I really bring myself to go for it? With a 13ish year old girl. Reghret just not at least making out with her for a bit.

Introduction

I'm worth a crap load of money. And as a 52 year old virgin I reflect that I owe this a lot to the fact that I haven't wasted my time spending money on dating women. Yeah, I've even dated women I wasn't really interested in just hoping for a blowjob. So, in order this blog recounts the various hot girls I have known that I should have gotten naked with but just couldn't do it because I wanted a relationship instead of just cheap sex. Women are evil and this is my legacy